Saturday, May 21, 2005

Never Would Have Thought He's A Briefs Man

Today's Thought

"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. "
David Letterman
US comedian & television host (1947 - )

No... ThIS Is The Bottom Of The Star Wars Barrel!

The Bottom Of The Star Wars Barrel?

The 400 Blows


Quatre cents coups, Les (1959) - watched tonight as well. Amazing movie directed by Francois Truffaut about the life of a French juvenile delinquent.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Two-Headed Terror


The Thing with Two Heads (1972) was tonight's movie. Just as bad as they all say it is. But in a good way.

Last Words

This is somewhat interesting, Executed Offenders has a list of 340+ people executed in Texas and their last statements. Here's a totally random example of a guy who just has to get a few shouts out:
Hey, how are ya'll doing? Alright, it's gong to be alright. There's some guys I didn't get a chance to visit with, ah I met when I first drove up here…Lester Byers, Chris Black, Alba, John Alba, and Rosales Rock. You know who you are. The Raiders are going all the way, ya'll (mumbles…Mo-B). Ya'll pray for me. And it's going to be alright. That's it and it's time to roll up out of her. It's going down, let's get it over with. That's it.

Boners Are In The Bible!

Erectile Dysfunction, Viagra, and God's Will - an erection is a gift from the lord.... apparently.

Pastor Soprano?

The MAFIA and its member MOBSTERS in the Youth Of America Crew - some "ex-mafia" guy is now a preacher. He sure blabs a lot for a guy just walking free, huh? put on your pasture-wader boots before clicking this one.

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Make Bras From Men's Underwear

Sewing Pattern Packaging Mocked

Prooving theres a site for everything,www.threadbared.com chooses as it's target, sewing pattern packaging,

Guess Movie From A Few Still Images

Guess Which Movie I guess I don't watch enough new movies.

Kill Me Now

Home of the Elvis Storm Trooper Oh yeah, he does Elvis Solo and Indiana Elvis as well.

A Song That Causes Automatic Brain Cell Loss

You are warned! TarzanRubberband

You Asked For It1

The Newest Fortune Telling Craze Going Around

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Speak De Jamaican, Mon?

Find out what the storekeeper at the Jamaican deli just called you at the Dictionary of Jamaican Dialect

Demon Woman


Saw Onibaba (1964) last night. An odd movie about two women who prey on wandering samurai, kill them and take their equipment to sell for food.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Clever Stuff

Arbitrary Gilbert Perreira Photo

A Modern American Tragedy

Boing Boing: MP3: Burger King 911 call
"A resident of San Clemente [California] recently went through the drive-in window at a Burger King in Laguna Niguel and actually dialed 911(!) because she was having major troubles getting her Western Bacon BBQ burger order filled correctly! The 911 recording has apparently found its way to the Internets and was played during this morning's edition of The Howard Stern Show.
Best quote: 'Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.'"

The Other Movie

Also watched Ladyhawke (1985) last night.

Last Nights Documentary Viewing

The End of Suburbia: Oil Depletion and the Collapse of the American Dream (2004) - important documentary, a must-see but far too serious for this stupid blog.

Your Linguistic Profile

Blogthings - Your Linguistic Profile: "

Your Linguistic Profile:



60% General American English

20% Yankee

15% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern


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Me No Likey

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Because...

Bumper Cars Meets Air Hockey

BumperBall - a fun game

Monday, May 16, 2005

Oooo La La

Paris Hollywood : Entrez - Scenes from a French men's magazine of the 1950s. It's all in French but not hard to navigate through.

60s Pop Culture films

Confucious Say....

Gong Show Material!

Cool Japanese Performer Lost Her Head During A Performance

How To Be A Talk Show Host

schopeng.
Thirty - Eight Ways to Win an Argument, by Schopenhauer
- covers all you need to know to get a job on FOX

Hip Hop Fiddlin' Fools

OH, THE HORROR

Cue The Star Wars Theme!

Watched Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) today. A pleasant escape movie as always.

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