Saturday, April 23, 2005

British Personal Ads

Fake, but funny. Looking For Love

Friday, April 22, 2005

Online Karaoke Machine

Go ahead, you know you can't resist. Online Karaoke MachineThere is a Name That Tune game there as well.

Motion-Induced Blindness

Here's an Optical Illusion That I had not seen before - there are lots more illusions on this site so click around.

For Sale : One Residents Performance Eyeball



A sure sign of the apocalypse - On eBay: Residents Performance Eyeball

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Ooops, Louie Did It First!



Oops I Did It Again - The Original Satchmo Version as recorded in 1932 for Decca. It's a fake (of course!), but a clever one.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

The Ultimate Keepsake



When a celebrity photo or autograph just isn't enough, Celebrity Skin & Bodily Fluids offers you a chance to have a, shall we say, more intimate experience. Do you like actor Jack Black? No problem, 27 bucks buys a Jack Black fecal matter sample.

From the site:


Where do you get your samples from?

We obtain the vast majority of our specimens from an extensive network of trustworthy suppliers, who in their dealings with entertainment and hospitality services, come into contact with celebrities on a day-to-day basis. On occasion we purchase quality specimens from private sellers. Regardless of where the specimens come from, we make certain that all specimens obtained go through the same rigorous testing process.

Post Papal Depression?



Apparently a new Pope's been elected. I know, I know, calm down. In honor of this momentous day here is the Find The Pope In The Pizza Transcript From SNL.

Hey Nowwwwww.....




If you'd like to hear streaming complete Howard Stern radio shows (not live, commercials and station breaks edited out), check out CrystalOne.net and go down to the talk channel. I don't think they are on a schedule with it, but it's worth checking out to see if they are running a show. Weekends and latenights are the best bets. If you can access Winamp directly, look for Crystalone.net in their search engine under radio.

Monday, April 18, 2005

You Can't Make This Stuff Up!





Actor who played Oscar Mayer mascot dies at 82

When mourners began singing "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener" during George Molchan's funeral, they meant no disrespect.

Molchan, who died last week at the age of 82, portrayed the spokesman for the Madison, Wisconsin-based meat processor for more than three decades. He traveled from town to town in the company's Wienermobile to appear in parades and supermarkets.


The 27-foot-long Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was parked near Molchan's grave at a cemetery in Merrillville, Indiana, when he was buried yesterday.


Before priests said the final prayers over Molchan's casket, about 50 mourners sang a chorus of the Oscar Mayer jingle and then blew short blasts on miniature, hot dog-shaped whistles.


Sunday, April 17, 2005

Concrete TV



Concrete TV - Vintage porn movies, 80s aerobics videos, car crash footage, Hong Kong shoot-em-ups, old commercials, beefcake reels, pro wrestling smackdowns, cheesy B-movie moments, sex education films, random explosions, wet t-shirt contests, and plenty of "raw emotion, euphoria, physical collision, glee, fantasy, despair, and discomfort" in one noisy, violent, sexy, and brilliantly edited pop culture/infoporn mashup.

Joe Coleman's Odditorium



Don't miss this one! A panoramic, narrated (by Joe) look around Joe Coleman's Odditorium a collection of truly bizarre horror/crime/religious/carnie items.

!!!TV Mind Control!!!

TV Mind Control is a film look at the truth about TV and behind the scenes mind control.

BS TV

Changing the face of reality television, one sucker at a time, it's BSTV in which hapless reality TV star-wannabes are put through all sorts of stunts to qualify for casting. It's amazing to see what people will subject themselves to when they realize that their talent will get them nowhere.