Tuesday, April 19, 2005

The Ultimate Keepsake

When a celebrity photo or autograph just isn't enough, Celebrity Skin & Bodily Fluids offers you a chance to have a, shall we say, more intimate experience. Do you like actor Jack Black? No problem, 27 bucks buys a Jack Black fecal matter sample.

From the site:

Where do you get your samples from?

We obtain the vast majority of our specimens from an extensive network of trustworthy suppliers, who in their dealings with entertainment and hospitality services, come into contact with celebrities on a day-to-day basis. On occasion we purchase quality specimens from private sellers. Regardless of where the specimens come from, we make certain that all specimens obtained go through the same rigorous testing process.


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